Monthly Archives: May 2016

More new, colourful barf…

The bed time mantra continues…’Will I do a burnt barf? Will I do a bile barf? Will I do a big barf? …Will I do a rainbow barf with sprinkles? I love you, I love you, Goodnight Mama!’

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Hypnosis

‘I am using my vampire skills to hypnotise you’ and as LBP strokes my face and repeats, ‘You are getting very sleepy..very sleepy’ I feel it taking effect..’It’s working! It’s working! You’re going to sleep!’

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Vampire obsession

LBP was busy at the table cutting out shapes. I asked her,’What are you making?’ She stuck the paper triangles on her teeth and said, ‘I’m a vampire now!’

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Oh to be on dirt mountain..

Walking past a building site..’Look! A dirt mountain! I have always, always wanted to play on a dirt mountain!’

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Critter

LBP leapt back and flattened herself against the front door,terrified of the centipede that crawled out,’Ah! What is that horrible thing! It’s all lingy longy!’

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Hearing Test

We were in a soundproof room for LBP’s hearing test.’ Ooh! This is soft! Can we get this so we don’t hear Papa John snoring!’

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The best place to be

Laying across her big brother while he does his homework

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