Monthly Archives: April 2018

The New Skunky

‘My friend is leaving school and we call each other skunky and do the skunky dance, now I need to audition a new skunky to take her place!’ I asked LBP what is the skunky dance. ‘Well! I’ll show you!..you … Continue reading

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Dinner Date

‘Daddy, why do you need to take mama out to dinner on a date. Why can’t you just have dinner at home then mama can serve it to you!’

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Easter’s Long Gone…

LBP has been mourning the end of Easter since Easter Sunday..she kept the basket out and looks mournfully at the remaining chocolate eggs asking occasionally , ‘Where do you think the Easter bunny is now?’

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Bridesmaid

In the bridesmaid room of a clothing store, LBP looked lovingly at the bridesmaids dresses and sighed, ‘I wish one of the aunties would just get married!’

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Gibson

We met a woman at the bus stop who had a beautiful blind spaniel named Gibson. ‘Is Gibson Canadian?’ asked LBP. ‘Why do you think he might be Canadian?’ asked the lady. ‘Well, he smells Canadian,’ was LBP’s reply.

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