Monthly Archives: April 2016

Deprivation

‘Why can’t you be┬álike other mothers and drive a car !’ Advertisements

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Strange Logic

My father is visiting us and came down with a terrible cold. LBP chirpily announced, ‘I know why the word is coffin! It’s because you start to cough and then the box is shaped like a fin!’

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Scenes from Skye

We saw a sheep in the distance stuck on its back, legs waving in the air. It had been there for a long time and couldn’t get up. After a few dramatic attempts to turn the sheep over, we did … Continue reading

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Candyland closed!

In the morning LBP told me, ‘I couldn’t go to Candyland last night..the fruit string beanstalk was broken so I couldn’t get there.’

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Grammar Patrol

I have been corrected by officer LBP on grammar patrol..’You’re not supposed to say me and James, you say James and I.’

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The Slippiest Boy ever

Her brother’s friend, Freddy, gave her a piggy back but she kept sliding down,’Freddy, you’re the slippiest boy I’ve ever met!’

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Tap Dance

I struggled to keep from laughing while watching the rehearsal for the upcoming tap dance show as LBP tried to toe heel her way across the floor, straining to keep the rhythm to Aretha singing ..’You’d better think, think about … Continue reading

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