Monthly Archives: September 2017

We met a little boy this summer named Fin, ‘I like to pick my nose and I like to eat my boogers,’ he told us,’and I have a girlfriend. Her name is Naomi. She likes to pick her nose and … Continue reading →

We met a little boy this summer named Fin, ‘I like to pick my nose and I like to eat my boogers,’ he told us,’and I have a girlfriend. Her name is Naomi. She likes to pick her nose and … Continue reading →

‘I think old is good..then you get to be a lady and get all spiffied up!’

A woman passing by us in the park called out, ‘ Always wear red shoes! They’ll take you far in life!’

We were walking to the park and a woman was calling to her cat to cross the street. ‘That’s my cat- his name is Skinny,’ she told us. LBP whispered to me, ‘Can we go now? I don’t want a … Continue reading →

‘Please James stay near the door!’ ‘No! said her brother, ‘You’ll be fine!’ ‘But if a monster comes in and tries to get me while I’m pooping you won’t be near enough to rescue me!’

Spying on her big brother through the bushes…’and there were GIRLS hanging out with James!’

I asked LBP, ‘Would you like to have your toes painted?’ ..’No, then I’ll have to wait too long and be too ladyish.’

‘I can do it by myself!’ ‘Weeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!’ ‘I’m stuck!’………then a man had to get a ladder and get LBP down from the tree. She begrudgingly admitted that she should have listened to mama and not attempted the zip line meant … Continue reading →