Monthly Archives: August 2016

A lobster or a dog

Two very kind sales assistants tried to talk LBP out of buying the more expensive stuffed dog. ‘Honey, go for the lobsta, you’ll nevah find another lobsta..a dawg you can find anywhere, but not a lobsta…’  She got the dog.

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Amtrak

Travelling on the Amtrak, after a few hours LBP decided to entertain herself by singing the theme to ‘The Brady Bunch’ without missing a beat. I would guess perhaps 5 out of 10 passengers in our car enjoyed it.

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Dancing Queen

As she danced around the room in her underpants, LBP’s big brother said, ‘Don’t do that in front of the window! Put your clothes on!’ to which she sang out, ‘I’m 5! I’m only 5! I don’t understand anything…I’m 5!’

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Riding the carousel with her brother, LBP waved and called out as she whizzed past, ‘Bye Bye Stubborn Belly fat!’ which is the catchphrase on the latest Marie Osmond weight loss commercial….

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Blonde

‘Is it still summer?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘Oh good!’ ‘Why?’ ‘Because then I’ll have my golden hair for longer.’

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How true is that

We were watching the film ‘Alice doesn’t live here anymore’ when LBP asked me, ‘Why do people in movies always move to California?’

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Three Legged Horse

After a fun afternoon at the beach with LBP and her brother, I packed up to leave and a couple beside us heard me say to her, ‘Do we really have to take the broken horse with us?’ ‘Of course we … Continue reading

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