Monthly Archives: November 2016

Trapped!

Her big brother had gotten himself stuck inside the duvet cover. LBP was terrified as he emerged and cried out, ‘You could have died from your blanky!’

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Australian Cowboys

‘Can I have Australian dancing cowboys at my birthday?’

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A Sam Shepard Good Morning

In the morning LBP’s headmistress greets the children going in to school. ‘How are you this morning?’ ‘Well, my mummy saw a play last night and in the play they killed the baby and buried it in the garden and … Continue reading

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Warrior 3

Doing Warrior 3 with Aunt DeeDee

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Top Trumps

LBP told me the teacher asked the children to name their tables. I think election fever has worryingly gotten to her..’The other table called themselves magical unicorns but I named our table the Trump table’

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Too old for love

We were on the bus and I mentioned that I just loved some movie star or other and LBP turned to me and said, ‘Oh mama, you’re too old to fall in love!’

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The Whole of the Moo

It was the night of the big moon and LBP was so excited, ‘Will we get to see a cow jumping over the moon!’ Sadly, in London, we couldn’t even see the moon that night.

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