Monthly Archives: November 2016

Her big brother had gotten himself stuck inside the duvet cover. LBP was terrified as he emerged and cried out, ‘You could have died from your blanky!’

‘Can I have Australian dancing cowboys at my birthday?’

In the morning LBP’s headmistress greets the children going in to school. ‘How are you this morning?’ ‘Well, my mummy saw a play last night and in the play they killed the baby and buried it in the garden and … Continue reading →

Doing Warrior 3 with Aunt DeeDee

LBP told me the teacher asked the children to name their tables. I think election fever has worryingly gotten to her..’The other table called themselves magical unicorns but I named our table the Trump table’

We were on the bus and I mentioned that I just loved some movie star or other and LBP turned to me and said, ‘Oh mama, you’re too old to fall in love!’

It was the night of the big moon and LBP was so excited, ‘Will we get to see a cow jumping over the moon!’ Sadly, in London, we couldn’t even see the moon that night.

Alone in the pool, well, almost alone, LBP broke into song!

Walking to school in the rain, just bein’ a ladybug asking, ‘In movies, the wind comes along and lifts the umbrella up…can that just happen to me?’

LBP got a keyring with a picture of her riding the Runaway Mine Train at Alton Towers..in her tiger suit she danced through the woods proclaiming, ‘I’ve got a keyring! My very first keyring! Lucky me!’